HOLY FUCK ALL OF MY EMOTIONS ARE RUNNING RAMPANT...
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Thank God finals aren't this week
because Insurgent. Abby and I are going to have a speedy reader competition as soon as it appears on our Kindles. I will win. Actually I probably won’t; she’s ridiculously fast. So yeah. Tonight (wee hours of the morning) will be filled with Insurgent and A LOT of coffee.
DRUUUNK MARSHALL, LILY IN LABOR, AND ME PANICKING
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Anonymous asked: is that girl that you took to prom still your girlfriend?
I'm standing by my hatred for Quinn.
Abby and Sage have been in Thailand for almost a...
We keep doing shit that doesn’t make any sense. And we’re losing weight because Abby isn’t here to bring home stuff from the bakery and make decent food. And we barely get to tak to them because international calls are so expensive. ABBY COME BACK TO ME. WE CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.
Every time my friend Abby rereads The Great...
It lasts for like a month. It’s ridiculous.
I can't believe we're in a strip club and the...
What a bitch, bro.
I'm not good at Valentine's Day.
I can only think of funny things to do. I’m not good at any kind of serious. Fuck.
I think that it's really attractive that Taylor...
I also think its attractive that she can play it so well and doesn’t rely on her voice/looks but can actually play an instrument.
Coca-cola Yankees party
Boob glitter on Barney's face.
BOOB GLITTER. THIS IS FUNNY STUFF.
One of my roommates has a concussion. She's acting...
People on Xbox live are like “what the fuck is she on?” it’s really fun. It’s also kind of scary, though, because she’s forgetting stuff and got a bunch of staples in her head that look pretty gnarly.
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We are the fearless, the ruthless, the heralds...
Starting the Daniel Fast tomorrow.
I’m going out with a bang tonight. I’ll probably eat my weight in sugary food.
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I can't even control myself around Christmas. I...
I hope that I never grow out of it.